Hippo is so fat that...

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat he can take more than 64 blocks per slot in Minecraft.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat that a panoramic picture of him would take 2 years

 

[Tornado9797]

Hippo is so fat he can take more than 64 trillion blocks per slot in Minecraft.

Hippo is so fat that a panoramic picture of him would take 2 billion years

Fixed both of your numbers.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat, the last time he fell, all the dinosaurs died.

 

[Tornado9797]

Hippo is so fat, the last time he fell, all the dinosaurs died.

False. The last time MrHippocrit fell down, the Big Bang occurred.

Curse these post timers, I can never make it to the joke in time. Hippo is fat enough to always make it to the joke.

 

[leeloozete]

Hippo is so fat that he has his own area code.

 

[Tornado9797]

Hippo is so fat that he has his own area code.

Hippo is so fat he has his own universe...which is ours? *mind blows up*

 

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat that his farts caused global warming

 

[Exemplary]

Hippo is so fat that his mass has its own gravitational pull, which he uses to have food orbiting him at all times.

 

[TheMrFaceGuy]

Hippo is of so fat that even dirty chechen guilty hidden in shadow!

 

[Fanta]

Hippo is so fat, when he plays Call of Duty, Every time someone kills him, the someone gets a Five person kill streak.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Hippo is so fat, when he plays Call of Duty, Every time someone kills him, the someone gets a Five person kill streak.

Or just a nuke, granted that my fat explodes and covers a great part of the universe.

 

[Fanta]

Or just a nuke, granted that my fat explodes and covers a great part of the universe.

Well.....technically. the universe is already covered in your fat, since you already ate it!

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat when he gets in the pool, his splash attack deals damage.

 

[Tornado9797]

Hippo is so fat when he gets in the pool, his splash attack is a one-hit KO move.

Fixed.