Hippo is so fat that...

[Malcaroni]

Oh malcolm, the irony of your mass being greater than mine.

I'm just big boned ;-;

 

[MrHippocrit]

I'm just big boned ;-;

Heavier than the fattest hippo in existence.

 

[Malcaroni]

Heavier than the fattest hippo in existence.

Your waifu is ugly.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Your waifu is ugly.

YOU WAT?!

 

[Malcaroni]

YOU WAT?!

i-i-w-would-wouldn't e-even h-hold hh-h-hhhhands wi-with her

 

[MrHippocrit]

i-i-w-would-wouldn't e-even h-hold hh-h-hhhhands wi-with her

I AM COMIN' FO YO ASS NOW, KENTUCKY FRIED MALCOLM.

 

[Z0MB13-M00S3]

Plus, the vibrations from his fat are braking the sound barrier in a perpetual cycle. WHEN WILL IT END??!!!

I believe it is the end my friend. Hippo is so fat he broke the universe.

 

[Fanta]

I believe it is the end my friend. Hippo is so fat he broke the universe.

well, hippo is so fat, every time he farts, he create a big-bang that results in a creating new universe.
Problem solved!

 

[Tornado9797]

well, hippo is so fat, every time he farts, he create a big-bang that results in a creating new universe.
Problem solved!

Plot Twist: Hippo is the new universe.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Plot Twist: Hippo is the new universe.

But then he won't have anything left to eat unless he...eats himself!!?

 

[Tornado9797]

But then he won't have anything left to eat unless he...eats himself!!?

He doesn't need to eat. He is eat.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

He doesn't need to eat. He is eat.

Hippo is so fat that when he buys a fur coat, a whole species gets extinct.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat that all of Earth's oceans dried up when he took a sip of water

 

[Fanta]

Hippo is so fat, he doesn't need the internet, he's already world wide

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat that his idea of dieting is deleting the cookies from the internet cache.