I am a turtle

[thesepticlucario]

No, im not, odds are that it is in fact you who is jelly of my epicness and impressive tactile skills.

No....

 

[Codi]

Dont lie, you know you cant resist me.

 

[thesepticlucario]

It burns, STOP IT

 

[Codi]

*pulls out bible* REPENT! REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SAVEDAH!

 

[thesepticlucario]

*pulls out bible* REPENT! REPENT AND YOU SHALL BE SAVEDAH!

*Faints*

 

[Codi]

*pulls out smelly sock and puts it on venasaur's face* works better than smellingsalts

 

[thesepticlucario]

*pulls out smelly sock and puts it on venasaur's face* works better than smellingsalts

*Eats sock*

 

[Codi]

Good! now sit for bacon! sit! sit for the bacon!

 

[thesepticlucario]

*sits and smells flower even though venu has hay fever*

 

[Codi]

*trolls venasaur by eating bacon* loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool *trollface*

 

[thesepticlucario]

But... I want bacon

 

[Codi]

BACON IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNE!!!!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!!

 

[thesepticlucario]

BACON IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNE!!!!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!!

*Vine whips bacon out of your hand and eats it*

 

[beta379]

NO!!!!!

 

[beta379]

Im the one your looking for im the turtle.