I am a turtle

[imaier]

Omg.... This... Im done

 

[beta379]

The lines have just opened to foot suckers inc. Come in! Come all!

 

[imaier]

There is over 9000 feet to be sucked! FLAVORED! We have strawberry, orange, banana! (no one likes banana)

 

[beta379]

But I LIKE banana.

 

[imaier]

Well. . . We do have banana. It's just not our most famous brand. Our best is blueberry foot.

 

[beta379]

oh

 

[thesepticlucario]

And the best selling is mine!

 

[beta379]

Well of course.

 

[imaier]

We should open this company. The foot sucking company.

 

[Dalton James]

I could just imagine there being a mod in the resources that allowed this sort of thing.

Bartender: Hello, welcome to the Foot Sucking Company.
Bartender: Would you like to suck my foot?

YES or NO

 

[thesepticlucario]

We should open this company. The foot sucking company.

We sold out already we have not even started yet!

 

[thesepticlucario]

I could just imagine there being a mod in the resources that allowed this sort of thing.

Bartender: Hello, welcome to the Foot Sucking Company.
Bartender: Would you like to suck my foot?

YES or NO

Of course!

 

[Dalton James]

I could just imagine there being a mod in the resources that allowed this sort of thing.

Bartender: Hello, welcome to the Foot Sucking Company.
Bartender: Would you like to suck my foot?

YES or NO

Of course!

Okay, what flavor would you prefer?

STRAWBERRY, BLUEBERRY, or BANANA

 

[thesepticlucario]

Of course!

Okay, what flavor would you prefer?

STRAWBERRY, BLUEBERRY, or BANANA

None of them, since this is my creation I'm having my feet flavour

 

[Dalton James]

Okay, what flavor would you prefer?

STRAWBERRY, BLUEBERRY, or BANANA

None of them, since this is my creation I'm having my feet flavor

...

NON-PAYING CUSTOMER!!!!!!

(Officer Jenny shows up)

Officer Jenny: You have committed crimes against Johto and her people. What say you in your defense?