Hippo might be kinda inactive, but he's still so fat that...

[Fanta]

look, I'm not saying that hippo is fat, but if I were to pick the 5 fattest people in the universe, hippo would be 6 of them.

 

[Splitzblue]

look, I'm not saying that hippo is fat, but if I were to pick the 5 fattest people in the universe, hippo would be 6 of them.

I don't think that's possible. He's in 1st place.

 

[Lilligant]

I don't think that's possible. He's in 1st place.

No, he makes up all 12 of them.

 

[Splitzblue]

No, he makes up all 12 of them.

And which one needs to be attacked by Grass Knot?

 

[jianmingyong]

And which one needs to be attacked by Grass Knot?

How about everyone?

 

[Lilligant]

And which one needs to be attacked by Grass Knot?

The 13th one.

How about everyone?

Yes, that might work.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat that not even yo momma can compare to him.

 

[Splitzblue]

Hippo is so fat, he doesn't want to go online.

 

[Narx221]

hippo is so fat that he can't do a barrel roll ;D

 

[Splitzblue]

hippo is so fat that he can't do a barrel roll ;D

I was gonna say that. Hippo is bad at Starfox 64.

 

[Falkner]

Hippo is so fat he CAN'T use Fly with a Pidgey.

 

[Malcaroni]

Hippo is so fat that he is constantly fluctuating between states of denial and awareness of his medical problems as he reevaluates his life decisions and struggles to take the first step towards leading a healthier life.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

Hippo is so fat this is his depression:

 

[Splitzblue]

Hippo is so fat, he destroyed the UFO that was spotted by a bystander.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

Hippo is so fat that this thread died down before I posted, BTW, it hasn't been a month yet.*

*If you sue me, then I will countersue with my Law-ninja.