Hippo is so fat that...

[Fanta]

Hippo is so fat the sin of gluttony started crying tears of joy at his masterpiece.

FTFY.

 

[RedVIII]

Hippo is so fat that he is blocking the routes 12 and 16, at the same time.

 

[NvD]

hippo is so fat that black holes suffocate when they try to suck him in.

 

[RedVIII]

hippo is so fat that black holes suffocate when they try to suck him in.

Actually, he which absorb the black hole.

 

[NvD]

Actually, he which absorb the black hole.

huh?

 

[MrHippocrit]

huh?

He's saying that instead of the black hole getting clogged up, my fat absorbs the black hole instead.
So now I have a massive vacuum cleaner somewhere inside my massive amount of fat.

 

[Fanta]

He's saying that instead of the black hole getting clogged up, my fat absorbs the black hole instead.
So now I have a massive vacuum cleaner somewhere inside my massive amount of fat.

I know where that is

 

[MrHippocrit]

I know where that is

Forgot you got stuck in there aswell....

 

[Fanta]

Forgot you got stuck in there aswell....

Dammit

Edit: it's in your face

 

[MrHippocrit]

Dammit

Edit: it's in your face

NOT MY FAULT YOU ARE A SODA.

 

[NvD]

so we can travel through time with hippos MASSIVE weight cant we?

 

[Fanta]

so we can travel through time with hippos MASSIVE weight cant we?

Yea, you go up his *** and out of his mouth, and baam! different timeline.

 

[Gamer13]

Yea, you go up his *** and out of his mouth, and baam! different timeline.

I will have a nightmare this night

 

[MrHippocrit]

I will have a nightmare this night

Why?

 

[Gamer13]

Why?

Yea, you go up his *** and out of his mouth, and baam! different timeline.