Hippo is so fat that...

[dylanwicorek]

Hippo is so fat that you'd be crushed under gravity surrounding him if you walked within 9,001 miles of him.

 

[NvD]

Hippo is so fat that you'd be crushed under gravity surrounding him if you walked within 9,001 miles of him.

wait then how are we living?hmmm....

 

[The Omega Gengar]

wait then how are we living?hmmm....

Hippo orbits the universe.
Or does the universe orbit Hippo?

 

[Fanta]

Hippo orbits the universe.
Or does the universe orbit Hippo?

Well...it has been proven by science that smaller objects orbit around the bigger objects so it's safe to say that it's the first one


Obvious fanta strikes back

 

[Narx221]

Hippo is so fat, instead of walking he uses rollout

 

[-N-]

Hippo orbits the universe.
Or does the universe orbit Hippo's big toe?

fixed xD

 

[Riff]

hippo is so fat that when every single time he steps he causes a magnitude 10

 

[Tornado9797]

hippo is so fat that when every single time he steps he causes a magnitude that exceeds infinity

 

[NvD]

then how do we exist?

 

[Riff]

then how do we exist?

what makes you think we do? What makes you so sure that everything you see isn't merely a thought created by dark matter?

 

[dylanwicorek]

what makes you think we do? What makes you so sure that everything you see isn't merely a thought created by dark matter?

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[Tornado9797]

C'mon guys we aren't even making hippo fat jokes anymore...

Hiiiiiiippppppppooooooo is so fat that even his name is fat.

 

[dylanwicorek]

hippo is so fat that his parents were a tub of lard and an obese hippo. Thus, his fatness is hereditary

 

[Riff]

Hippo is so fat that people thought it was a nuke when he landed from his parachute trip above Nagasaki

 

[Lord Rathan]

Hippo is so fat the sin of Greed started crying tears of joy at his masterpiece.