Dirty Potter (+18 only)

[Whitney]

Okay, this is something that's been out on the internet for a while and it's hilarious. x3 Basically some guy manipulated the Harry Potter audio-books (read by Jim Dale) and spliced it's words magnificently to where it's now, um, dirty. He did such a good job that it doesn't sound tampered with, but it is. I say +18 only, as a warning, because there's a lot of sexual content in it. It's intentionally offensive and obscene but that's what makes it funny!~

Link: http://www.dirtypotter.com/page1/page1.html

 

[MrHippocrit]

Okay, this is something that's been out on the internet for a while and it's hilarious. x3 Basically some guy manipulated the Harry Potter audio-books (read by Jim Dale) and spliced it's words magnificently to where it's now, um, dirty. He did such a good job that it doesn't sound tampered with, but it is. I say +18 only, as a warning, because there's a lot of sexual content in it. It's intentionally offensive and obscene but that's what makes it funny!~

Link: http://www.dirtypotter.com/page1/page1.html

You're a dirty little girl. xD

 

[Whitney]

Okay, this is something that's been out on the internet for a while and it's hilarious. x3 Basically some guy manipulated the Harry Potter audio-books (read by Jim Dale) and spliced it's words magnificently to where it's now, um, dirty. He did such a good job that it doesn't sound tampered with, but it is. I say +18 only, as a warning, because there's a lot of sexual content in it. It's intentionally offensive and obscene but that's what makes it funny!~

Link: http://www.dirtypotter.com/page1/page1.html

You're a dirty little girl. xD

But it's funny! I am nooot.

 

[panguinix]

what the F**K did i just HEAR?

 

[Morty]

My face throughout the whole thing

 

[DevoidLight]

Reminds me of Wingardium Leviosaaa

 

[ElliotGames]

I think Dirty Potter is read by a Vagineer or Painis Cupcake..... then again,this page is on off-topic.

 

[Tornado9797]

I think Dirty Potter is read by a Vagineer or Painis Cupcake..... then again,this page is on off-topic.

Then again you're a rebel for viewing it at the age of 14, completely ignoring the 18+ in the title (I didn't see the story).

 

[Whitney]

Harry's insides were aching; he did look a bit sick. Suddenly, his buttCRACK exploded, showering the whole class in poop with their mouths open.

"Run for your lives!"

People shrieked as immensely heavy loads of manure hit them, finally killing one. Harry gave a gigantic fart. A second later, a masterpiece of a poo splattered the windows and walls. Harry spent ten whole minutes trying to squash a particularly fat one in Hagrid's mouth.

*all the while beautiful classical music plays*

 

[ElliotGames]

Hey,i remember that part.

 

[Lilligant]

Dafuq is goin on here? Pika is genuinely confused. Please silly hoomans, can you inform Pika what Pika just listened to?