OH MY ARCEUS LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC CREATURE
YOU BETTER KNOW IT'S A MAGIKARP! YOU CANNOT RESIST THIS OFFER! CAPTURED IN A POKE BALL, HE HAS A DOCILE NATURE! THAT'S NO STAT INCREASE OR DECREASE AT ALL! MEDIATION FOR THE WIN!
HE'S ALSO LEVEL 1 SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER WITH HIM! HE SHALL BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND!
LOOK AT DAT EXP BAR! 10% UNTIL THE NEXT LEVEL! THIS IS AN OFFER YOU CANNOT REFUSE!
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE STATS...
HIT POINTS: 11!
ATTACK: 5!
DEFENSE: 6!
SPECIAL ATTACK: 5!
SPECIAL DEFENSE: 5!
SPEED: 6!
HOLY ARCEUS THOSE ARE UNDEFEATABLE!
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT HIS HISTORY!
THAT'S RIGHT! PURE BREAD FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! AND ITEMS ARE FOR COMPLETE COWARDS!
CHECK OUT THAT ABILITY! SWIFT SWIM! INCREASED SPEED IN RAIN! THAT'S FASTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT HIS AMAZING MOVEPOOL!
HE ONLY NEEDS ONE ATTACK TO WIN THE LADIES! SPLASH HAS 40PP MEANING THAT HE WILL NEVER NEED TO STRUGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF A SITUATION!
THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THAT HE CANNOT EVOLVE IN BATTLE (HORRAY FOR 0.36!), MEANING LONGER TIME WITH THE GUY YOU KNOW AND LOVE!
THIS SPECIAL OFFER WON'T LAST FOREVER! BUT IT'S COMPLETELY FREE!!!
HERE'S HOW YOU CAN WIN!
1. LIKE THIS POST.
2. WAIT!
THAT'S IT! ONCE ENOUGH PEOPLE PARTICIPATE (WON'T BE LONG) I WILL RANDOMLY SELECT A WINNER! AS A BONUS YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH ME! @Tornado9797! HERE'S THE AWESOME PEOPLE WHO'S PARTICIPATING!
YOU BETTER KNOW IT'S A MAGIKARP! YOU CANNOT RESIST THIS OFFER! CAPTURED IN A POKE BALL, HE HAS A DOCILE NATURE! THAT'S NO STAT INCREASE OR DECREASE AT ALL! MEDIATION FOR THE WIN!
HE'S ALSO LEVEL 1 SO YOU CAN ENJOY YOUR TIME TOGETHER WITH HIM! HE SHALL BECOME YOUR BEST FRIEND!
LOOK AT DAT EXP BAR! 10% UNTIL THE NEXT LEVEL! THIS IS AN OFFER YOU CANNOT REFUSE!
NOW LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THOSE STATS...
HIT POINTS: 11!
ATTACK: 5!
DEFENSE: 6!
SPECIAL ATTACK: 5!
SPECIAL DEFENSE: 5!
SPEED: 6!
HOLY ARCEUS THOSE ARE UNDEFEATABLE!
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT HIS HISTORY!
THAT'S RIGHT! PURE BREAD FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! AND ITEMS ARE FOR COMPLETE COWARDS!
CHECK OUT THAT ABILITY! SWIFT SWIM! INCREASED SPEED IN RAIN! THAT'S FASTER THAN SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!
NOW LET'S CHECK OUT HIS AMAZING MOVEPOOL!
HE ONLY NEEDS ONE ATTACK TO WIN THE LADIES! SPLASH HAS 40PP MEANING THAT HE WILL NEVER NEED TO STRUGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF A SITUATION!
THE BEST PART ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS THAT HE CANNOT EVOLVE IN BATTLE (HORRAY FOR 0.36!), MEANING LONGER TIME WITH THE GUY YOU KNOW AND LOVE!
THIS SPECIAL OFFER WON'T LAST FOREVER! BUT IT'S COMPLETELY FREE!!!
HERE'S HOW YOU CAN WIN!
1. LIKE THIS POST.
2. WAIT!
THAT'S IT! ONCE ENOUGH PEOPLE PARTICIPATE (WON'T BE LONG) I WILL RANDOMLY SELECT A WINNER! AS A BONUS YOU CAN BE FRIENDS WITH ME! @Tornado9797! HERE'S THE AWESOME PEOPLE WHO'S PARTICIPATING!
1. Malcolm Reynolds
2. MrHippocrit
3. leeloozete
4. Tichmi
5. frozenshado7
6. Smasher
7. Darkfire
2. MrHippocrit
3. leeloozete
4. Tichmi
5. frozenshado7
6. Smasher
7. Darkfire
GOOD LUCK TO EVERYONE! YOU KNOW YOU'LL NEED IT!
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