How did YOU become a potato?

[imaier]

I myself was at Route 104. I came across a soft patch of dirt and said, "Hey, why not?"

So I dug a hole and I planted myself. I waited for about 1230 days until I was finally ready to become a full fledged potato. To this day I am being served as mashed potatoes and salad for kings and queens.

What is your story?

 

[nilllzz]

While walking down the Route 17, I saw a potato transporter crashed into a biker and thought "Hey, why not?"

So I took all the mashed potato pieces and pasted them with the help of duct tape all around my body until I looked like a potato.
Then the driver of the transporter took the potatoes including me back into his truck and drove to his farm where he planted the potatoes to let them grow again.
While being in the earth, I became one with the potatoes.

He finally harvested the field and I became part of multiple fries in McDonalds.
Just kidding, there aint be no potato in no damn fries at all.
I grew and developed into a potato plant.
Finally, I harvested and ate myself. I tasted like water.

The end.

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[Malcaroni]

It was an eerie Tuesday tonight. Rain pattered against the cracked window like the footsteps of children running to dinner. The fluorescent lights bleached the hallways as the sound of hurried feet moved closer. The intensity of the sound increased until it reached a near deafening level as men and women in white lab coats and blue scrubs rounded the corner, rushing to the small room at the end of the hall.

The door swung open and and a frail woman was seen lying on the hospital bed. She sat up and said "Hey, why not?" as she violently ejected me out of her potato. and thar i ws and i be lk wt it be wt it be and thd docz b hatin in den i popacap and he rn way and cl da polise cuz he ah hatr

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[Darkfire]

They say one's potato's journey really defines who you are post potato. This is one of the most idiotic statements I've ever read on Wikipedia. Normally I'm fine subjecting my life to the hands of anonymous people but like my mom said, "If there's ranch on the cabbage, hey, why not?" I am living proof that one's potato journey does not define who you are post-potato.
My journey started on a small farm in Chicago. I was born to wealthy family of Negro All Stars. We were a respected family in the neighborhood. We had power, ambition, but most importantly we had a huge rivalry with the other negro family in the community, the Negro Super Stars.
I always lived in fear of running to more aggressive and reckless members of the family. I was embarrassed of the absurdity of the feud. No one even knew why we were fighting in the first place.
I kept my identity hidden from everyone I knew.
I always walked home from school, never told my parents about my parent teacher conferences, and carried spare clothes in my backpack.
I could never be myself til I met her.
It didn't matter what I wore or who my parents were, I always felt myself but I knew my secret would prevent us from ever truly getting to know each other.
When i finally mustered the courage to reveal my secret she told me she had a secret too....
She was a Negro SuperStar.
I didn't care because i was young, opinionated, and horny.
I fucked her.
It turns out she was a potato...a guy potato.
So, I had surgery.
I am now a male homosexual potato and I couldn't be happier.
Before my post-potato life I was a carrot.
Life is full of contradictions isn't it?
-Ben Smith (Young and Here Forever)
(6/29/2013)

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[Wackamole56]

One time I potated so hard, that I am Potato.

It was a harsh time for all my family, but to be fair they seemed to enjoy the sausage and mash. I guess it's because they spent the whole meal wondering where the sausage came from.

Meh

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[Dialga]

Between sideways time travel and days on uncyclopedia.com, I became a potato pretty quickly. It really didn't take much. Time.

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[Camel]

Potato.

What is your Potato?

 

[dylanwicorek]

Once upon a time, I woke up with a case of amnesia. It didn't take long for me to realize that I was in a garden full of carrots. It was then that I knew I was a potato. THE END

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[Dialga]

An alternative is to go into any 1.5 official release Minecraft world, turn yourself into a zombie, kill yourself, and hope you get lucky.

 

[panguinix]

Well I was A new trainer going to Proffesor Tree's Lab When he had a ditto, I used that ditto and told him to transform into a patatoe, it turned out i was hungry and ate him. I woke up in aperture laboratories and cave johnson put me in a AI Computer, so i killed a bunch of people, then this mute lunatic came and put me in a patatoe. Then i went to the moon.
Then I looked at the end of the Aperture Science Hand Held Portal Device and i became a potatoe gun, i started shooting out potatoes,


that is where all potatoes come from..
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[Dialga]

Speaking of potato...
http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/redcubed-public-server

 

[Tornado9797]

It was just me in the deep, dark alleys of Goldenrod City at midnight when I was approached by a runaway Fridge. Once he was within 15 meters, it sprang open and SkythekidRS jumped out. He then proceeded to assault me with a piece of raw chicken. Knowing what I learned in Spanish class I quickly sidestepped to the left and tossed budder on the ground, but to no avail. Once he pinned me to the ground, nilllzz (the already potato) lept out of the nearby McDonalds and fired a ray gun at me. I was paralyzed from the eyes down. That's when I knew the transformation was under way. The last I could recall of my normal life was a UFO beaming me up. I was then teleported to Potato HQ where I became a Commanding Potato officer.

What was nillzz doing in a McDonalds when he already stated that's not the case?

He devised an evil plan to free all potatoes and seek revenge against humans by turning them into one of his kind. He just happened to be leaving the place after setting it on fire when he noticed me.

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[Zorkdeath]

This one time, at band camp...

It turns out our director was the criminal mastermind behind Potato HQ in human form. One night I happened to be practicing on my potato-whistling skills, when I saw a shadow from behind me. Next thing I knew, I was in a field somewhere in Kanto, surrounded by my fellow potatoes.

Once free of my fellows, I embarked on a long and tiring journey to find the Potato Sensei. Along the way, I was brutally eviscerated by a wild Potato Slicer, whereupon I asked myself, "Why not?" I melted into the ground, seeped into the groundwater, and poisoned the nearby townsfolk's water supply for months to come.

After that, I grew another reincarnation of myself inside a victim's stomach. After bursting out of his chest (no harming of the victim was involved), I ran away into the sunset in search of my true calling.

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[Lord Rathan]

There was this one time involving two dogs, a curtain, a disco ball and two crazed pilgrims on a mission to find god...
Suffice to say God named his son then turned me into a potato.

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[Naikado]

My boyfriend was a potato before he was murdered in cold blood by his European stalker.

I swore I'd find find his killer, and also decided to follow his legacy. And now I am a potato.

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