Totally Randomness

[Tornado9797]

Pika believes this is the problem:

This is most likely how this hippo is accessing the internet.

This is Pika's plan to scale down the size of our hippo.
Step 1: Use said flamethrower (or as many as needed)
Step 2: Hippo will sweat, causing him to loose weight.
Step 3: Eat all teh cookies and leave none for hippo.
The End.

Well why didn't you say so?
*used V-Create on hippo*
*hippo's fat rebounds and collapses on itself and becomes antimatter*
*proceeds to go hypernova*

 

[The Omega Gengar]

I can use my powers to unfat Hippo.

 

[leeloozete]

I can use my powers to unfat Hippo.

I think that is not how the lazor works sir

 

[Doctor Chikorita]

welp i changed my new look now im so kawaii!

 

[Falkner]

I can use my powers to unfat Hippo.

You look exactly like my Pidgey once he sees a full bowl of food..

 

[Lilligant]

Pika's master plan to unfat hippo is working, but Pika has the ultimate weapon against this hippo.

THE FEATHER!
Pika will give everyone a feather so they can start tickling you until you loose weight. Muhahahaha!

 

[Doctor Chikorita]

so pika are you gonna make him laugh his fatt off?

 

[MrHippocrit]

so pika are you gonna make him laugh his fatt off?

Again, he won't live long enough to tickle my fat away for even a single percentage.

 

[Tornado9797]

Again, he won't live long enough to tickle my fat away for even a single percentage.

Then I shall program a robot to tickle you for us.

Even if the robot fails after a long time, we'd have claimed more than 1% of your fat.

 

[Lilligant]

Again, he won't live long enough to tickle my fat away for even a single percentage.

Pika might not be able to alone, but with the help of every human, pokemon and pony, we could shave off a MASSIVE 1,000,000 tonnes in exactly 30 seconds. Every feather tickling him all at once will make him want to fart, therefore releasing tens of thousands of kilos of methane, co2, nitrogen, hydrogen and massive amounts of cookie waste. Although everyone in the entire universe would die of air pollution, the hippo will have lost exactly 1% of it's original mass. The End.
(jks, hippo isn't THAT fat...)

 

[MrHippocrit]

Then I shall program a robot to tickle you for us.

Even if the robot fails after a long time, we'd have claimed more than 1% of your fat.

I wouldn't feel bad about crushing a robot, so you it still won't help.

Pika might not be able to alone, but with the help of every human, pokemon and pony, we could shave off a MASSIVE 1,000,000 tonnes in exactly 30 seconds. Every feather tickling him all at once will make him want to fart, therefore releasing tens of thousands of kilos of methane, co2, nitrogen, hydrogen and massive amounts of cookie waste. Although everyone in the entire universe would die of air pollution, the hippo will have lost exactly 1% of it's original mass. The End.
(jks, hippo isn't THAT fat...)

Don't think people are interested.

 

[Tornado9797]

I wouldn't feel bad about crushing a robot, so you it still won't help.


Don't think people are interested.

What if I told you that the robot is infused with diamond, boron w-crystals, and carbon nanotubes? Sure, you could crush it, but it would take too long. At least 1% of your fat will vanish before then.

 

[MrHippocrit]

What if I told you that the robot is infused with diamond, boron w-crystals, and carbon nanotubes? Sure, you could crush it, but it would take too long. At least 1% of your fat will vanish before then.

Interesting, an immeasurable amount of mass crushing something you believe is indestructible. Shall we find out?

 

[Tornado9797]

Interesting, an immeasurable amount of mass crushing something you believe is indestructible. Shall we find out?

Hah! While you were too distracted plotting to break my robot, I placed Pocky on your fat.

Now we just need to wait for Pika to see it, and bye-bye goes a good amount of your fat.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Hah! While you were too distracted plotting to break my robot, I placed Pocky on your fat.

Now we just need to wait for Pika to see it, and bye-bye goes a good amount of your fat.

How does a single pocky that is like a couple mm in diameter and perhaps 10 cm long help me get rid of fat?