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Totally Randomness

bloodeyezack

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please dont change that post its a sign that shows just how random this thread is
well if you're interested I'll continue. (waluigi likes attention)

Sometimes having family is better then losing them all or not having any to begin with, and being forgotten by others that you thought to be friends. Waluigi's life has been a lonely one.
This man, was dropped from a stork, in the the high mountains of Mt. Doomtruffle in the land of donut's, That stork never found me.
I was just a baby at the time, didn't even know how old I was but I was smarter then most, I had to survive no matter what so I crawled my way down the mountain, I was lucky, it was spring at the time, so it wasn't too cold, but the wild life was what made me scared, I didn't even know how dangerous that place was. <to be continued>
<continuation of waluigi"s past part 2>
As I descended Mt. Doomtruffle there were times that I had to hide from these big flying creature call Dangu, they were carnivorous beasts known for that Area in the Donut kingdom. They had large wings and their bodys were hairy taloned legs and gorilla arms, their heads looked like a peanuts and their face looked like a foot.
it took me 3 days to get down that mountain, Iearned how to walk on my two legs rather quick. cause there were a few times when the Dangu Almost found me but they were dumb. my diaper was getting heavy, so I through it at it hoping that it would distract the Dangu but my throw went a little too high, hitting it in the face, it got a face full of the contents that was the diaper. it took off into the sky and must have been disorientated and flew right into a rock smashing its head and offing it.
I was hungry so I decided I'd ate em. I then deemed myself the Dungflinger which was my name for a lot of my childhood, I used the sharpest rock I could find to turn its fur int something I could ware. waited a day for it to dry some and then started looking for things to help me in my venture. I used the talons as a grabber for reach and used its soft wings for new diapers cause come on, it worked once before right? I was now a hairy apechild with talon hands, and a hairy bag filled with rocks and rappped up stinkies. I was ready for anything I thought to myself. then a I found myself at the edge of a forest. the forest called Broccolitas forest. <To be continued>
 

NvD

Dragon Tamer
please dont change that post its a sign that shows just how random this thread is
well if you're interested I'll continue. (waluigi likes attention)

Sometimes having family is better then losing them all or not having any to begin with, and being forgotten by others that you thought to be friends. Waluigi's life has been a lonely one.
This man, was dropped from a stork, in the the high mountains of Mt. Doomtruffle in the land of donut's, That stork never found me.
I was just a baby at the time, didn't even know how old I was but I was smarter then most, I had to survive no matter what so I crawled my way down the mountain, I was lucky, it was spring at the time, so it wasn't too cold, but the wild life was what made me scared, I didn't even know how dangerous that place was. <to be continued>
<continuation of waluigi"s past part 2>
As I descended Mt. Doomtruffle there were times that I had to hide from these big flying creature call Dangu, they were carnivorous beasts known for that Area in the Donut kingdom. They had large wings and their bodys were hairy taloned legs and gorilla arms, their heads looked like a peanuts and their face looked like a foot.
it took me 3 days to get down that mountain, Iearned how to walk on my two legs rather quick. cause there were a few times when the Dangu Almost found me but they were dumb. my diaper was getting heavy, so I through it at it hoping that it would distract the Dangu but my throw went a little too high, hitting it in the face, it got a face full of the contents that was the diaper. it took off into the sky and must have been disorientated and flew right into a rock smashing its head and offing it.
I was hungry so I decided I'd ate em. I then deemed myself the Dungflinger which was my name for a lot of my childhood, I used the sharpest rock I could find to turn its fur int something I could ware. waited a day for it to dry some and then started looking for things to help me in my venture. I used the talons as a grabber for reach and used its soft wings for new diapers cause come on, it worked once before right? I was now a hairy apechild with talon hands, and a hairy bag filled with rocks and rappped up stinkies. I was ready for anything I thought to myself. then a I found myself at the edge of a forest. the forest called Broccolitas forest. <To be continued>
you should write a book ya'know that way you'll earn money too
 

Lilligant

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please dont change that post its a sign that shows just how random this thread is
well if you're interested I'll continue. (waluigi likes attention)

Sometimes having family is better then losing them all or not having any to begin with, and being forgotten by others that you thought to be friends. Waluigi's life has been a lonely one.
This man, was dropped from a stork, in the the high mountains of Mt. Doomtruffle in the land of donut's, That stork never found me.
I was just a baby at the time, didn't even know how old I was but I was smarter then most, I had to survive no matter what so I crawled my way down the mountain, I was lucky, it was spring at the time, so it wasn't too cold, but the wild life was what made me scared, I didn't even know how dangerous that place was. <to be continued>
<continuation of waluigi"s past part 2>
As I descended Mt. Doomtruffle there were times that I had to hide from these big flying creature call Dangu, they were carnivorous beasts known for that Area in the Donut kingdom. They had large wings and their bodys were hairy taloned legs and gorilla arms, their heads looked like a peanuts and their face looked like a foot.
it took me 3 days to get down that mountain, Iearned how to walk on my two legs rather quick. cause there were a few times when the Dangu Almost found me but they were dumb. my diaper was getting heavy, so I through it at it hoping that it would distract the Dangu but my throw went a little too high, hitting it in the face, it got a face full of the contents that was the diaper. it took off into the sky and must have been disorientated and flew right into a rock smashing its head and offing it.
I was hungry so I decided I'd ate em. I then deemed myself the Dungflinger which was my name for a lot of my childhood, I used the sharpest rock I could find to turn its fur int something I could ware. waited a day for it to dry some and then started looking for things to help me in my venture. I used the talons as a grabber for reach and used its soft wings for new diapers cause come on, it worked once before right? I was now a hairy apechild with talon hands, and a hairy bag filled with rocks and rappped up stinkies. I was ready for anything I thought to myself. then a I found myself at the edge of a forest. the forest called Broccolitas forest. <To be continued>
*facedesks*
So let Pika get this straight, before you were even a week old, you were throwing your dirty nappy and flying things... Pika was sitting on Pika's butt playing video games at that age. HIGHFIVE FOR WEEK OLD PRODIGIES!!
 

NvD

Dragon Tamer
well if you're interested I'll continue. (waluigi likes attention)

<continuation of waluigi"s past part 2>
As I descended Mt. Doomtruffle there were times that I had to hide from these big flying creature call Dangu, they were carnivorous beasts known for that Area in the Donut kingdom. They had large wings and their bodys were hairy taloned legs and gorilla arms, their heads looked like a peanuts and their face looked like a foot.
it took me 3 days to get down that mountain, Iearned how to walk on my two legs rather quick. cause there were a few times when the Dangu Almost found me but they were dumb. my diaper was getting heavy, so I through it at it hoping that it would distract the Dangu but my throw went a little too high, hitting it in the face, it got a face full of the contents that was the diaper. it took off into the sky and must have been disorientated and flew right into a rock smashing its head and offing it.
I was hungry so I decided I'd ate em. I then deemed myself the Dungflinger which was my name for a lot of my childhood, I used the sharpest rock I could find to turn its fur int something I could ware. waited a day for it to dry some and then started looking for things to help me in my venture. I used the talons as a grabber for reach and used its soft wings for new diapers cause come on, it worked once before right? I was now a hairy apechild with talon hands, and a hairy bag filled with rocks and rappped up stinkies. I was ready for anything I thought to myself. then a I found myself at the edge of a forest. the forest called Broccolitas forest. <To be continued>
*facedesks*
So let Pika get this straight, before you were even a week old, you were throwing your dirty nappy and flying things... Pika was sitting on Pika's butt playing video games at that age. HIGHFIVE FOR WEEK OLD PRODIGIES!!
HIGH...wait do i have fingers
 

Lilligant

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Trusted Support
Retired Mod
*facedesks*
So let Pika get this straight, before you were even a week old, you were throwing your dirty nappy and flying things... Pika was sitting on Pika's butt playing video games at that age. HIGHFIVE FOR WEEK OLD PRODIGIES!!
HIGH...wait do i have fingers
Well, Pika thinks you do. *Looks at hand* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Pika is confused, why are they covered in brown stuff?
 

Lilligant

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Yeah, but now that brown stuff is moving. So if you were to try to eat a cookie, it'd probably eat it first.
no need to worry its trerraria constructs a giant castle with no doors (just you try and change logic pika)
When Pika is in Pikas domain, (Totally Randomness) there is no such thing as straight forward or reasonable logic. The only logic that exists is the fact, that logic has abandoned Pika loooooooooong ago.
 

NvD

Dragon Tamer
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*hopes this works* bad pika bad
 

Lilligant

Retired Moderator
Trusted Support
Retired Mod
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
*hopes this works* bad pika bad
*Pika is unaffected*
Scolding doesn't really work on Pika, but praise, cookies and pocky do work, then maybe (MAYBE) Pika might gain some logic back. But there is only a 683% out of weed cushion chance. Who knows, you might get lucky.
 

Lilligant

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Retired Mod
*fills pocky with HIGHLY addictive pokemon x y* here you go pika
Ohhhhhh, pocky, yummy. *starts nomming* wait... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, something seems, different about this here pocky... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *thinking* PIKAS GOT IT. It has two dippings of chocolate instead of one. Extra yummy.
 
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