well if you're interested I'll continue. (waluigi likes attention)please dont change that post its a sign that shows just how random this thread is
<continuation of waluigi"s past part 2>Sometimes having family is better then losing them all or not having any to begin with, and being forgotten by others that you thought to be friends. Waluigi's life has been a lonely one.
This man, was dropped from a stork, in the the high mountains of Mt. Doomtruffle in the land of donut's, That stork never found me.
I was just a baby at the time, didn't even know how old I was but I was smarter then most, I had to survive no matter what so I crawled my way down the mountain, I was lucky, it was spring at the time, so it wasn't too cold, but the wild life was what made me scared, I didn't even know how dangerous that place was. <to be continued>
As I descended Mt. Doomtruffle there were times that I had to hide from these big flying creature call Dangu, they were carnivorous beasts known for that Area in the Donut kingdom. They had large wings and their bodys were hairy taloned legs and gorilla arms, their heads looked like a peanuts and their face looked like a foot.
it took me 3 days to get down that mountain, Iearned how to walk on my two legs rather quick. cause there were a few times when the Dangu Almost found me but they were dumb. my diaper was getting heavy, so I through it at it hoping that it would distract the Dangu but my throw went a little too high, hitting it in the face, it got a face full of the contents that was the diaper. it took off into the sky and must have been disorientated and flew right into a rock smashing its head and offing it.
I was hungry so I decided I'd ate em. I then deemed myself the Dungflinger which was my name for a lot of my childhood, I used the sharpest rock I could find to turn its fur int something I could ware. waited a day for it to dry some and then started looking for things to help me in my venture. I used the talons as a grabber for reach and used its soft wings for new diapers cause come on, it worked once before right? I was now a hairy apechild with talon hands, and a hairy bag filled with rocks and rappped up stinkies. I was ready for anything I thought to myself. then a I found myself at the edge of a forest. the forest called Broccolitas forest. <To be continued>