Pika could just imagine the zombie apocalypse, with the only survivors being active members of this forum, along with all current staff.
Nilz would be our heroic leader, always putting himself in danger to help others. Daniel is his right-hand man that is secretly plotting everyone's demise to get closer with his lover, nilz. Darky is the bipolar survivor that gets a little too into everything. Malc is just sitting in the corner with a seeming endless supply of macaroni and cheese coming from his hair, nobody questions it. Just like Malc, Pika is sitting in the same corner eating an endless supply of pocky, offering to trade with Malc while bashing Kyubey over the head at each attempted, unsuccessful theft of said pocky. Jian is like the endless supply of weapons and other related items. Then there's Splitz, lets just say he's the white guy that dies first in all horror movies, but except of group neglect to his survival, he keeps proclaiming his obsession for America. Enethil is the obsessive enemy that plots to kill everyone with a normal sized sword.
Long story short, we are all retarded and should this actually happen, the world, and all humanity is screwed.