Totally Randomness

[dylanwicorek]

*dugtrio consumes the souls of every living being*

Bu... bu... but that's Pika's job, to be cute and consume everyones soul. Can Pika has at least half of them? Wait... if Pika has half the souls, then all those innocent puppies and kitties and birdies and other innocent animals, will be sad. PIKA ONLY WANTS THE HOOMAN SOULS!!

Nuu wey!!!! Hooman souls are the tastiest

 

[Lilligant]

Bu... bu... but that's Pika's job, to be cute and consume everyones soul. Can Pika has at least half of them? Wait... if Pika has half the souls, then all those innocent puppies and kitties and birdies and other innocent animals, will be sad. PIKA ONLY WANTS THE HOOMAN SOULS!!

I am not humen, I am kirby.

Kirby is cool, Pika won't eat your soul, but the jersey shore dugtrio probably will.

Bu... bu... but that's Pika's job, to be cute and consume everyones soul. Can Pika has at least half of them? Wait... if Pika has half the souls, then all those innocent puppies and kitties and birdies and other innocent animals, will be sad. PIKA ONLY WANTS THE HOOMAN SOULS!!

Nuu wey!!!! Hooman souls are the tastiest

But Pika is the cutest, and Pika also is more awesomerer, so Pika should get da yummy hooman souls, Pika couldn't live with Pikaself if Pika ate any other animal soul. Pika would probably sit down and eat a pizza instead.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

I am not humen, I am kirby.

Kirby is cool, Pika won't eat your soul, but the jersey shore dugtrio probably will.

*grabs beam katana* Than he I will take his hatred and destroy him with it.

 

[dylanwicorek]

Kirby is cool, Pika won't eat your soul, but the jersey shore dugtrio probably will.

*grabs beam katana* Than he I will take his hatred and destroy him with it.

TANGIBLE OBJECTS CANNOT HARM ME!!!

 

[Lilligant]

Kirby is cool, Pika won't eat your soul, but the jersey shore dugtrio probably will.

*grabs beam katana* Than he I will take his hatred and destroy him with it.

Pika won't let that happen, Pika will destroy jersey shore dugtrios soul and fire oatmeal cookies at him if he gets too angry. Although dugtrio souls are tasty, hooman souls are better, plus this dugtrio is from jersy shore, so it's too whiny and stringy.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

*Transforms (yes I can transform into anything) into human with a fist made out of souls and punches dugtrios smug know it all face*

 

[Lilligant]

*Transforms (yes I can transform into anything) into human with a fist made out of souls and punches dugtrios smug know it all face*

HAH! Quickly, tickle him with oatmeal cookies and put white out on his tooth. We must control his anger. *grabs mustard and squirts it all over jersey shore dugtrio* Now he won't be able to move. TICKLE HIM WITH EVIL OATMEAL COOKIES!!!!!

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

*turns into the nigh unkillable bronze collosus (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Bronze_colossus) and wrestle dugtrio to death*

 

[dylanwicorek]

*turns into the nigh unkillable bronze collosus (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Bronze_colossus) and wrestle dugtrio to death*

*Burrows underground and starts an earthquake*

 

[Lilligant]

*turns into the nigh unkillable bronze collosus (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Bronze_colossus) and wrestle dugtrio to death*

Noooooo, we don't want to kills him, he is our ticket to the holy land. If he dies, we can never get our precious cookies and other assorted goodies. We need to take out his soul and give it to the holy pringle, whom will open the gates to said holy land.

*turns into the nigh unkillable bronze collosus (http://dwarffortresswiki.org/index.php/DF2012:Bronze_colossus) and wrestle dugtrio to death*

*Burrows underground and starts an earthquake*

Remember this? Well, Pika can fly, so Earthquake don't do nutin.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

Ok, pika tag in! *goes playing dwarf fortress for kill count*

 

[Lilligant]

Ok, pika tag in! *goes playing dwarf fortress for kill count*

Ok, bai bai Mr. Link Kirby, Pika will keep jersey shore dugtrio under control.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

*tag in* *whips dugtrio and makes it my slave*

 

[Lilligant]

*tag in* *whips dugtrio and makes it my slave*

Wait... since when was jersey shore dugtrio... whipable? Pika means... look at it, it's so, unwhipable. *pats jersey shore dugtrios multiple heads* Hey look, drums. *smashes heads* Pika is having so much fun.

 

[Kyubey the Jabroni]

*tag in* *whips dugtrio and makes it my slave*

Wait... since when was jersey shore dugtrio... whipable? Pika means... look at it, it's so, unwhipable. *pats jersey shore dugtrios multiple heads* Hey look, drums. *smashes heads* Pika is having so much fun.

Ever since I aqquired a weapon made out of slade.