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Everyone is positioned randomly on the arena and is given the Magical Compass. It's a special tool that points to the exact center of the arena, where a bunch of random items are periodically positioned. These items might vary from extremely dangerous katanas, made of steel folded over 9000 times, to sausage wieners, which make for delicious breakfast, yum! The participants aren't forced to go there, but while it's a big risk, it's also a big reward. A loud horn sounds and everyone is able to move. The first interactions happen a few minutes in...
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Few participants decided not to visit the center. Splitz, Eminem and Barry were the first to arrive. They stared at each other for a couple of seconds, but instead of going into a death-battle, they decided to forge an alliance. After that, they decided to get as many supplies as possible before anyone else arrived. While they were packing their things, a gigantic flying figure arrived: Ridley. Knowing his size would be a big target, he quickly grabbed a bag of equipment and flew back into the jungle. Shortly after, the trio disappeared into the jungle.
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Hippo, Cory and Shrek arrive next and fight for a bag, a trident and minor explosives. Tornado passed by them and quickly steals the explosives.
Tornado: FOOLISH FELLOW HUMANOID LIFEFORMS WHO, LIKE MYSELF, AREN'T ROBOTS, I SHALL TAKE YOUR EXPLOSIVES
After much brawling, Shrek grabbed the trident and Hippo got the bag, leaving Cory wounded in the ground. From the other side of the jungle, Emoji and Spherefriend Yellow emerge, grab a few bottles of beer and leave. Robbie, Rick, Silver and Pewdz arrive and grab, respectively, a shield, a pair of sais, a sickle and a spear. Fox arrives and finds nothing left or anyone to interact with. He wavedashes back into the jungle.
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What happens next is very, very sad. Pepe crafted a knife out of the materials he found scattered and used a campfire to enchant it into a glowing 1000 degree knife. The ritual was a complete success, but he needed to experiment it. After activating his meme-o-vision, he was able to see the otherwise hidden John Cena. With a single thrust, Cena was no more.
Pepe: Your time is up.
Cena: No, my time is now. Sorry, Yong, I have failed you.
Cena's body slowly faded into oblivion. Suddenly, a mysterious source began playing a sad, though fitting music:
Cena wasn't the only one, as G-Man and Goku teamed up on Gilva. While Gilva might be a quality ripper, he was the one to be ripped apart by the Gaymehameha launched by the duo.
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During the afternoon, most teams split and went hunting for either animals or other participants. Fox kept looking for resources, but only found a tall hill. Once he climbed it, he could see others from a distance. Emoji and Yellow cooperated, while Barry followed them closely as a sneaky killer. Trump slept under a huge tree, where he was an easy target, but luckily nobody from this cast would vote for Hillary. Ridley chased Pewdz, who couldn't stand the terror of the giant dragonlike beast.
At nightfall, the jungle became cold and misty. With low temperatures and bad visibility, only a few points of light could be seen, which were the campfires created by the participants themselves. Since sleeping was so risky, many left their differences apart to team up and sleep in shifts. This was the case with Shrek and Eminem; Silver and Barry; Yellow and Emoji; Splitz and Pewdz; and even Cory and Trump, who cuddled for maximum warmth. DK, however, stood alone, but kept warmth by expanding, until he Tornado, Rick and Pepe approached his fire.
DK: Go away or I shoot you!
Tornado: FELLOW HUMANOIDS, WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL, HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS. RETREATING WILL RETURN A POSITIVE OUTCOME IN 70% OF THE CASES WHEN... I MEAN, RUNNING IS A VIABLE OPTION.
Rick: We'd better give it up, or else we'll be shot down.
The trio quickly left the place.
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What will happen next? Will John Cena return? Will the rest of the participants uncover Tornado's true identity? Find out in the next chapter!
Nobody won shinies so far... but I'll allow @jianmingyong to choose another character to support as that death was too sad and unexpected.
#Pray4Cena #NeverForgetCena #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife?
Everyone is positioned randomly on the arena and is given the Magical Compass. It's a special tool that points to the exact center of the arena, where a bunch of random items are periodically positioned. These items might vary from extremely dangerous katanas, made of steel folded over 9000 times, to sausage wieners, which make for delicious breakfast, yum! The participants aren't forced to go there, but while it's a big risk, it's also a big reward. A loud horn sounds and everyone is able to move. The first interactions happen a few minutes in...
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Few participants decided not to visit the center. Splitz, Eminem and Barry were the first to arrive. They stared at each other for a couple of seconds, but instead of going into a death-battle, they decided to forge an alliance. After that, they decided to get as many supplies as possible before anyone else arrived. While they were packing their things, a gigantic flying figure arrived: Ridley. Knowing his size would be a big target, he quickly grabbed a bag of equipment and flew back into the jungle. Shortly after, the trio disappeared into the jungle.
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Hippo, Cory and Shrek arrive next and fight for a bag, a trident and minor explosives. Tornado passed by them and quickly steals the explosives.
Tornado: FOOLISH FELLOW HUMANOID LIFEFORMS WHO, LIKE MYSELF, AREN'T ROBOTS, I SHALL TAKE YOUR EXPLOSIVES
After much brawling, Shrek grabbed the trident and Hippo got the bag, leaving Cory wounded in the ground. From the other side of the jungle, Emoji and Spherefriend Yellow emerge, grab a few bottles of beer and leave. Robbie, Rick, Silver and Pewdz arrive and grab, respectively, a shield, a pair of sais, a sickle and a spear. Fox arrives and finds nothing left or anyone to interact with. He wavedashes back into the jungle.
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What happens next is very, very sad. Pepe crafted a knife out of the materials he found scattered and used a campfire to enchant it into a glowing 1000 degree knife. The ritual was a complete success, but he needed to experiment it. After activating his meme-o-vision, he was able to see the otherwise hidden John Cena. With a single thrust, Cena was no more.
Pepe: Your time is up.
Cena: No, my time is now. Sorry, Yong, I have failed you.
Cena's body slowly faded into oblivion. Suddenly, a mysterious source began playing a sad, though fitting music:
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During the afternoon, most teams split and went hunting for either animals or other participants. Fox kept looking for resources, but only found a tall hill. Once he climbed it, he could see others from a distance. Emoji and Yellow cooperated, while Barry followed them closely as a sneaky killer. Trump slept under a huge tree, where he was an easy target, but luckily nobody from this cast would vote for Hillary. Ridley chased Pewdz, who couldn't stand the terror of the giant dragonlike beast.
At nightfall, the jungle became cold and misty. With low temperatures and bad visibility, only a few points of light could be seen, which were the campfires created by the participants themselves. Since sleeping was so risky, many left their differences apart to team up and sleep in shifts. This was the case with Shrek and Eminem; Silver and Barry; Yellow and Emoji; Splitz and Pewdz; and even Cory and Trump, who cuddled for maximum warmth. DK, however, stood alone, but kept warmth by expanding, until he Tornado, Rick and Pepe approached his fire.
DK: Go away or I shoot you!
Tornado: FELLOW HUMANOIDS, WE SHOULD BE CAREFUL, HIS COCONUT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS. RETREATING WILL RETURN A POSITIVE OUTCOME IN 70% OF THE CASES WHEN... I MEAN, RUNNING IS A VIABLE OPTION.
Rick: We'd better give it up, or else we'll be shot down.
The trio quickly left the place.
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What will happen next? Will John Cena return? Will the rest of the participants uncover Tornado's true identity? Find out in the next chapter!
Nobody won shinies so far... but I'll allow @jianmingyong to choose another character to support as that death was too sad and unexpected.
#Pray4Cena #NeverForgetCena #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife?
