If you could have any Pokemon in real life who would it be?

[snoe]

Azumarill, preferably shiny. He looks cool and can kick but and take a hit. plus hes a water type and I love water.

Why you no raise him? You should get Azurill then raise him up into Azumarill, Sure Azurill looks depressed in every picture but thats because he levels up at high happiness so all you have to do is tell him a good joke make him smile and boom its Marill time and then Lv 18 you get Azumarill and he is your BPFF (Best Pokemon Friend Forever) , You can Pokemance (Pokemon + Romance) The shit out of that pokemon :3

so according to your equation.

is salamance salamander + romance?

 

[exLightning]

Why you no raise him? You should get Azurill then raise him up into Azumarill, Sure Azurill looks depressed in every picture but thats because he levels up at high happiness so all you have to do is tell him a good joke make him smile and boom its Marill time and then Lv 18 you get Azumarill and he is your BPFF (Best Pokemon Friend Forever) , You can Pokemance (Pokemon + Romance) The shit out of that pokemon :3

so according to your equation.

is salamance salamander + romance?

yes , I feel guilty to say I have Bacomance

 

[Typhus]

Arcanine. It's like a dog. But shoots fire! And you can ride on it's back. Win Win!

 

[Jate78]

Azumarill, preferably shiny. He looks cool and can kick but and take a hit. plus hes a water type and I love water.

Why you no raise him? You should get Azurill then raise him up into Azumarill, Sure Azurill looks depressed in every picture but thats because he levels up at high happiness so all you have to do is tell him a good joke make him smile and boom its Marill time and then Lv 18 you get Azumarill and he is your BPFF (Best Pokemon Friend Forever) , You can
Pokemance (Pokemon + Romance) The shit out of that pokemon :3

That was just implied

 

[4jask22]

I'd go with Arcanine. Why? Because it's a GIANT FIREBREATHING DOG.

 

[exLightning]

Arcanine. It's like a dog. But shoots fire! And you can ride on it's back. Win Win!

Don't you mean Win Win Win? Since you suggested 3 points as to why its a good choice

 

[SatanClaus]

In my opinion, Ursaring with balalaika will look cool . But I want to see growlithe irl. I even don't know why. I just want him :3.

 

[Typhus]

Arcanine. It's like a dog. But shoots fire! And you can ride on it's back. Win Win!

Don't you mean Win Win Win? Since you suggested 3 points as to why its a good choice

Shh...... No one needs to know that

 

[Dialga]

I AM A POKEMON IN REAL LIFE.

 

[Dialga]

Don't you mean Win Win Win? Since you suggested 3 points as to why its a good choice

Shh...... No one needs to know that

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU SAID FOUR POINTS AS TO WHY, SO WIN WIN WIN WIN. IT WINS EVEN MORE THAN CHARLIE SHEEN.

 

[Typhus]

Shh...... No one needs to know that

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU SAID FOUR POINTS AS TO WHY, SO WIN WIN WIN WIN. IT WINS EVEN MORE THAN CHARLIE SHEEN.

Woah a Dialga? Go Ultraballs.....
(Better Stack Up, this could take awhile)

 

[blackvirus]

rayquaza (shiny) so i can fly and intimidate the people around me. plus raising it from a little rayquaza would be so fun haha. teach it some cool moves and yeah...

 

[Dialga]

EXCUSE ME, BUT YOU SAID FOUR POINTS AS TO WHY, SO WIN WIN WIN WIN. IT WINS EVEN MORE THAN CHARLIE SHEEN.

Woah a Dialga? Go Ultraballs.....
(Better Stack Up, this could take awhile)

PLEASE, DUSK BALLS WORK BEST.

 

[Dialga]

Woah a Dialga? Go Ultraballs.....
(Better Stack Up, this could take awhile)

PLEASE, DUSK BALLS WORK BEST.

SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID THAT OUT LOUD

 

[Gnarosuxx]

My favorite types are Dark and Fire, so Houndour or Houndoom.