Totally Randomness

[Lilligant]

Margarine, remember we are trying to slim me down here not make me any more plump XD

Oh riiiight, Pika forgot that.
*Lathers Bayleef? in margarine*
Ok, Pika will run through the door and hold some 'bacon' up, on three, you run in the opposite direction and head towards the nearest Subway, order the healthiest sub, go to the gym, work out for 2 hours, while getting weird glance from other Pokemon as to why you are coated in margarine.
Then come back here when you have either lost 10kg or Pika has smashed a hole big enough for you to fit through.

Here is a bit of 'advice' to get you motivated. Lets just hope that you aren't the batman...
Also, Pika thinks your profile picture should be this:

Yeeeeess, faaaabulooooos!

 

[C4st1gator]

If you know where this is from, you get virtual cookies.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

If you know where this is from, you get virtual cookies.

It's from Tumblr.

 

[MrHippocrit]

If you know where this is from, you get virtual cookies.

I don't get it but if I say that I am too fat to get the joke, do I still get cookies?

 

[Tornado9797]

I don't get it but if I say that I am too fat to get the joke, do I still get cookies?

You need to lay off the cookies.

 

[MrHippocrit]

You need to lay off the cookies.

I am laying on cookies? Let me move aside then.

 

[C4st1gator]

The butchered language template should have given away the magnificent vietnamese crystal. A crystal bootleg, that was translated several times over. Badly.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

The butchered language template should have given away the magnificent vietnamese crystal. A crystal bootleg, that was translated several times over. Badly.

That's so good...thanks.

 

[Tornado9797]

I am laying on cookies? Let me move aside then.

How can you move aside when you already occupy too much of the universe to possibly move?

 

[MrHippocrit]

How can you move aside when you already occupy too much of the universe to possibly move?

Are you talking about the universe or the observable universe?

 

[Tornado9797]

Are you talking about the universe or the observable universe?

We can't observe anything with you in the way.

 

[The Omega Gengar]

We can't observe anything with you in the way.

Why is Hippo even in the Internet? He doesn't need it...he's already worldwide.

 

[Tornado9797]

Why is Hippo even in the Internet? He doesn't need it...he's already worldwide.

Hippo cannot fit in the Internet, which raises the unsolved mystery of how he can be here...

 

[Lilligant]

Hippo cannot fit in the Internet, which raises the unsolved mystery of how he can be here...

Pika believes this is the problem:

This is most likely how this hippo is accessing the internet.

This is Pika's plan to scale down the size of our hippo.
Step 1: Use said flamethrower (or as many as needed)
Step 2: Hippo will sweat, causing him to loose weight.
Step 3: Eat all teh cookies and leave none for hippo.
The End.

 

[MrHippocrit]

Pika believes this is the problem:

This is most likely how this hippo is accessing the internet.

This is Pika's plan to scale down the size of our hippo.
Step 1: Use said flamethrower (or as many as needed)
Step 2: Hippo will sweat, causing him to loose weight.
Step 3: Eat all teh cookies and leave none for hippo.
The End.

Pff, your life span isn't long enough to even take down a single percentage of my fat.