Tis true, this meanie hippo eats all the innocent cookies. But, Pika has come up with a way to distract hippo while we hide all the cookies.
SANIC BALL!
Pika saw this game on GJ a couple of days ago, and it is, to date, the only racing game that screws physics up the bum and you actually GAIN speed going up the side of a mountain. It is very funny, and is buggy in a good way.
Then, while the hippo is distracted, we will hide all the cookie peoples in an undisclosed location, mask them with Hippo-be-gone(TM) Anti-Hippo spray. With active ingredients such as unicorn farts, play-doh, and rainbows, his so called 'manliness' will be nothing but a huge pile of vomit and goats.
And that, is Pika's plan to save the cookie peoples. Wait... hippo can't see this right?